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What’s that, Police? It’s over for me now man 

Excuse me sir, would you mind lowering your window please?

No problem 

As you can see this is a RIDE spot check, have you had anything to drink recently sir?

No officer, I’m not much of a drinker, yo get that flashlight outta my face man?

Sir, I can smell cannabis coming from your car, and there’s an empty liquor bottle on the passenger side.  Can I see your drivers license, insurance and ownership sir?

Officer I have all those things, but ah you know, I was kinda in a rush, a little booty call you know,  and I left them in my other jacket man. 

Really sir, you really expect me to believe that? Pease step out of the car.


I’m down on my luck

Down my luck 

Down my luck 

Don’t give a fuck


I have bad luck

Buy my big truck

Drive I get stuck

Don’t give a fuck


Down on my luck

Down my luck 

Down my luck 

Don’t give a fuck


I have bad luck

Buy my big truck

Drive I get stuck

Don’t give a fuck

I’m down on my luck

Down my luck 

Down my luck 

Don’t give a fuck


I have bad luck

Buy my big truck

Drive I get stuck

Don’t give a fuck


Down on my luck

Down my luck 

Down my luck 

Don’t give a fuck


I have bad luck

Buy my big truck

Drive I get stuck

Don’t give a fuck


Hello, this is your captain. Flight 705 is now clear for take off, we are now exiting the runway. Thank you for flying Air Cannabis Airlines ladies and gentlemen, have a wonderful flight.


Mr Nelson,

Our last flight to Dallas left 30 minutes ago. 

We were paging you, so no response. 


You’re kidding me right ?


Man, my phone was dead 

And I didn’t feel well 

20,000 U.S. show money gone

Cause airplane schedule wasn’t on 


Oh yeah it’s Pearson Airport

I guess I should a knew 

Baggage list, flights cancelled

When uncertain weather due 


You say you hope things get better

That they work out all right 

I won’t be making it to Dallas tonight
Ain’t that right?

Sorry Mr. Nelson


Can’t believe this man

Why is this happening to me

I already bought the key man
Now I gotta pay back all the money man

Don’t matter

Nothing really matters

I’m down on my luck

Down my luck 

Down my luck 

Don’t give a fuck


I have bad luck

Buy my big truck

Drive I get stuck

Don’t give a fuck


Down on my luck

Down my luck 

Down my luck 

Don’t give a fuck


I have bad luck

Buy my big truck

Drive I get stuck

Don’t give a fuck


I’m down on my knees

Stumble, I freeze

My minds not at ease 

Hey, can you help me please


I’m down and I’m out

I stutter, pout

Pass my Guinness stout 

I need a healthy route 


The dolphin in the net

Nervous, I sweat

I gamble, bet

I didn’t win nothing yet 


I’m down and I’m blind

But I just keep on trying 

My rent’s behind 

My credit card declined 


I’m so decimated

I stood in line and waited 

I was so frustrated 

They had no chicken bacon 


Can’t find my wallet

I’m mindless and I’m daft

Dropped my car-house keys 

Down the elevator shaft


I like to smoke chronic 

I smoke weed a lot 

Hanging with my weed man 

My weed man got shot


My smoking ways are over

Burning seat and sofa 

Lennon, Yoko starting over

Lost my four-leaf clover 


Down on my luck

Down my luck 

Down my luck 

Don’t give a fuck


I have bad luck

Buy my big truck

Drive I get stuck

Don’t give a fuck


Down on my luck

Down my luck 

Down my luck 

Don’t give a fuck


I have bad luck

Buy my big truck

Drive I get stuck

Don’t give a fuck