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Come along take a ride on the Fantastic Voyage

Don’t drink, and drive

Don’t kill me 

I don’t wanna die

Don’t drink, and drive

You might kill me 

I don’t wanna die

He’s drinking, he’s driving 

He’s so intoxicated 

Every single weekend 

He just goes
And he get’s wasted

She’s drinking , she’s driving

She Forgets about her problems 

She’s drinking, she’s thinking
Her drinking’s gonna solve them
Don’t drink and drive
Don’t kill me

Hello Ron Nelson 

I’m you’re automobile

As drunk as you feel

Get behind my wheel 

Intoxicated!

Enumerated

Drunk or stoned

You can drive me home 

Take a joyride

You wanna come inside 

Don’t matter if you’re drunk

You’re high 

You have a death wish

I’ll be glad to assist

I burn the oil 

You smoke the spliff 

But I’m so drunk 

And so tipsy 

I drank for hours 

With my stomach empty

Eyes wide open 

But I’m so dizzy

Bladder full of liquor

Gotta take a wizzy

I’m enumerated

I’m so intoxicated

I’m annihilated

Sedated, I’ll fated

I’m check-mated

Don’t wanna be hated

I’m so jaded

My drinking’s overrated

He’s drinking, he’s driving 

He’s so intoxicated 

Every single weekend 

He just goes
And he get’s wasted

She’s drinking , she’s driving

She Forgets about her problems 

She’s drinking, she’s thinking
Her drinking’s gonna solve them 

I drink Bacardi and fine whisky 

Jamaican white rum in my body 

I don’t want them to arrest me

I’m not scared of the police

Drive me while you drink

Drive me, don’t think

You wanna know the deal

Just get behind my wheel

Drive me real fast

Hear my engine blast

Race me, speed me

Liquor says you need me 

I love night driving

Lights hypnotizing

You’re so conniving 

A drink to perfect timing 

Tires burning rubber

Is that police undercover

I’m not very sober

I think this ride is over 

May God help me please

Is that really the police

I got liquor I got weed

I got no brakes to squeeze

Wait, stop, look, listen

Police ride check
At Jane and Wilson

Breathalyzer test

I don’t wanna go to prison 

Ownership, insurance

Drivers license missing

Fingerprints, mug shots 

Interlock devices

Suspended license

My drinking was a crisis

Dangerous, I’m high risk

They tow way my ride 

Because I paid my fine

I get no jail time 

He’s drinking, he’s driving 

He’s so intoxicated 

Every single weekend 

He just goes
And he get’s wasted

She’s drinking , she’s driving

She Forgets about her problems 

She’s drinking, she’s thinking
Her drinking’s gonna solve them

It was a bachelor party

Still drunk and stoned 

Rich, he’s got money 

Took that private jet home 

Made a dumb decision

He’s acting stupor 

Should’a took a limo 

A taxi, an Uber 

Thought that he could make it

So he’s gonna drive home

Drinking and driving

While holding his phone

Speeding down the road 

He was full of liquor

Yeah it’s a true story 

And the story gets sicker 

One life mistake

He wasn’t fast on the brakes

Little did he know

Four lives he would take

Ran a stop sign

Didn’t see that mini van

Killed three little kids 

And he killed the gran dad 

Same sad story 

The story has no end 

Drive drunk, kill a stranger

Drive drunk, kill a friend

Drive drunk, kill your self 

it’s you who should’ve died  

They could’ve been alive

If you didn’t drink and drive

He’s drinking, he’s driving 

He’s so intoxicated 

Every single weekend 

He just goes
And he get’s wasted

She’s drinking , she’s driving

She Forgets about her problems 

She’s drinking, she’s thinking
Her drinking’s gonna solve them