HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES | DJ RON NELSON | Producer DJ Ron Nelson
Well, Bob, If you’re going to step up to the moment
[The teams are on the ice]
I would say there’s no better time to do it than right now
[Last minute of play in the first period]
Looks like it’s gonna be a tight game tonight, Bob
Can they come back, that’s gonna be the question tonight
Oh, what a night for a hockey game
I think we’re gonna see a great game tonight…
Hockey night in Canada
Play me my anthem
And the star spangled banner
It’s time to go and get ‘em
I win the face-off
Time for me to show off
Live up to the moment
Yeah, we got a tough opponent
The place, it’s so loud
The excitement, the crowd
The echo from the boards
And the organ playing chords
It’s a home game
Not a road game
I play game
Don’t delay game
Cross blue lines
And red lines
No loosing, no overtime
I’m the star play-maker
Player terminator
Ice melter, bone crusher
League leader, high scorer
Drop the puck see a sample
Watch me lead by example
No need for intermission
The combatant
I’m the villain
And winning’s not a vision
I take out my competition
And we lead in our division
Lord Stanley’s our mission
And I’m winning
You’re just wishing
Call it an attrition
Stop bitchin’
No ass kissing
Just collision
It’s hockey
Not ice fishing
Just Like Bobby Orr
He shoots, he shoots
He shoots, he scores
Wayne Gretzky-Lafleur
He shoots, he shoots
He shoots, he scores
Deeking down the ice, nice
I pass the puck twice
Skills, not luck, duck
Can’t stop this big truck
Playing for the Stanley Cup
Ref got his arm up
I’m really ripping it up
Two minutes
Tripping you up
Skate, deek, check, shoot
If you wanna make the loot
Hit, fight, red light
Win the game
It’s hockey night
And If you wanna hear more
Let me out the door
I rifle my shot
I shoot and I score
Just like Bobby Orr
He shoots, he shoots
He shoots, he scores
Wayne Gretzky-Lafleur
He shoots, he shoots
He shoots, he scores
Hi stick, hat trick
Point streak, practice
Rebound, I chase it
Big chance, don’t waste it
Let’s start the breakout
Let’s spoil the shutout
Their coach
He called a time out
Wayne Gretzky
Gets a shout out
That player didn’t know me
Our rookie was his homie
Big like a Zamboni
Ripped the mask off my goalie
Big up Phil and Tony
All I want is victory
Now he’s fighting dirty
Got blood on my white jersey
That player, he’s not worthy
Games tied, they didn’t score yet
Applying pressure
On the forecheck
I shoot
I hit the target
Third period didn’t even start yet
If I take my one-timer
Will I score the equalizer
Knock the puck off your stick
When I shoot I don’t miss
That’s a goal and two assists
Flip the switch, feel nice
We already beat them twice
No losing, no quitting
It’s was time for the scoring
Crank it up
Slap that puck
Watch the whole place erupt
I pass to my team-mate
He just came out the gate
His moves been hot of late
Puck went in off his skate
We win seven-straight
Theres a scramble for the rubber
I’m the agitator causing trouble
Can you hear the loud cheers
Hands and sticks in the air
By time the seasons over
I’ll be a fifty-goal scorer
When I play I get so savage
I’m like a two-man advantage
So watch your goals-against average
Coach said win, go for it
So I shoot it and I score it
Just like Bobby Orr
He shoots, he shoots
He shoots, he scores
Wayne Gretzky-Lafleur
He shoots, he shoots
He shoots, he scores
Well, we’ve got
Thirty seconds left in overtime
You know, you can feel the tension
In the whole entire building right now
Sorry to cut you, Bob
It’s a breakaway pass
Nelson’s got the puck
He’s going for the goal
He deekes
He shoots, he scores
Just like Bobby Orr
He shoots, he shoots
He shoots, he scores
Wayne Gretzky-Lafleur
He shoots, he shoots
He shoots, he scores