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Come along take a ride on the Fantastic Voyage

I’m the cannabis store

I know you want more

Gonna see you tomorrow

At twenty past four


At the cannabis store

I wanna buy you some treats

You know we’ve got the cure 

Can I have my receipt


Come take the tour

I can’t wait to get red

You won’t get bored

I need some chronic for my head


You got your wallet

In your pocket 

And the store’s

Down the street

It’s a tiny tiny place

You have to stand

They got no seat


Yes, you didn’t even eat

Still got slippers on your feet

Didn’t season your meat 

And you didn’t brush your teeth 


If you need that ganja

Then get up off the ground

If you fave it and you crave it 

Take yourself to smoke town 


Not the liquor, beer store 

Dollar store, grocery store 

Only store that you care for

Your cannabis store 


At the cannabis store

I wanna buy you some treats

You know we’ve got the cure 

Can I have my receipt


Come take the tour

I can’t wait to get red

You won’t get bored

I need some chronic for my head


They got gummys

For your tummies

One hitters if you favour


Crushers, cleaners

Vapours, lighters 

They got roiling papersp

Different flavours


Eatables, we save for later

Cho Ha, nobody there to save you

Get your crusher, grater 

Get e-liquid for your vapour


If you need that, ganja fever 

They got indica, sativa

Let ‘em tell you

Bout the feature, flower

How much THC u need


Money that you spent 

Putting you in debt

Bank account have dent 

Blame your government 


They put your dealer

Outta business

Now he’s jacking cars 

Prison wards 

Drinking in bars 

Dominoes and cards


He’s used to living life

Support his kids and wife 

Twelve g’s a month 

Cut that with a knife 

Babylon tek over the whole business


That cannabis store

Where they want u to pay 

What u say

Rasta led the way

But no weed from JA


They make you  buy your weed 

From that local dispensary  

Can’t find your weed man

Where is he

He’s in a penitentiary 


Real ganja

C’mon

Yo, yo

Where you get this

Yard weed this

Yeah mon
It wicked mon


Can’t find your weed man

Keisha’s coming over

She likes to smoke ganja

You like to smoke with her 


She likes a man with her

Weed’s like her man-b

Her ice cream, her candy

Weed comes in handy


She’s a ganja baby 

And she smokes off

All your chronic 

Now she’s rolling in your bed

Says, why don’t you get on it 


She said first we need more ganja

I just smoked your last dime

Sent you back

To that cannabis store

One more time 


Fly to Jamaica 

When your life’s in danger

You like that girl, Sandra 

At the cannabis store


You wanna be a winner 

Go to mom’s house for dinner

First you have to go

To the cannabis store

 

You went and got a job there

Heard you tried to rob there

Don’t see you anymore 

At the cannabis store 


Everybody friendly 

We all have a good time 

So please get in line

At the cannabis store 


Could I get sixteen grams
Of that sweet Afghan hash
It’s my aphrodisiac


Will that be cash, debit or credit


Ahh credit


That’s three hundred and sixty-five dollars

Same amount you spent last week, Mr Nelson

Make sure and come back now


So, wah gwaan

Right now

We a look for di ting called the cess

You know, the authentic Jamaican ganja

You have any?


Sorry, we don’t sell cess


How you mean, you don’t sell cess
Wah really a gyaan


But we do have some good indica though

Forty-four percent THC


Alright, give me some a dat indica then


Thanks for your business

Make sure and come back now


Clearly


At the cannabis store

I wanna buy you some treats

You know we’ve got the cure 

Can I have my receipt


Come take the tour

I can’t wait to get red

You won’t get bored

I need some chronic for my head

Make sure and come back now